She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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