We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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