Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
