I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize