you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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