Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Of course I have a pirate flag
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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