Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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