You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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