wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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