I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
kristin has been a bad kristin
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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