ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
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DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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