operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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