Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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