So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
