She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I party with great urgency now.
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