We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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