question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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