Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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