Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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