People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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