I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
COCAINE IS GR8
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
