So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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