YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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