He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
