She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
