Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
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Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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