So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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