What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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