I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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