My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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