he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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