IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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