What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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