But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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