I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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