Just cropdusted the office
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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