Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize