I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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