morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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