His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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