OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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