White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
