Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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