The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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