then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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