Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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