we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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