You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
