singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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