That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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