Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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