You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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