Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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