What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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