I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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