i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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