oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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