Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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